Happy St. Pat's

Happy St. Pat's

"The Brothel"

  Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having beer and watching the brothel across
the street.

  They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin' bad."

  Then they saw a rabbi enter the brothel, and the other Irishman said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see that the Jews are fallin' victim to temptation as well."

  Then they see a catholic priest enter the brothel, and one of the Irishmen said, "What a terrible pity...one of the girls must be dying.
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"Water to Wine"

  An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut.

  The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"

  "Just water," says the priest.

  The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"

  The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
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Irish Predicament

  Drunk Ole Mulvihill (From the Northern Irish Clan) staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down, but says nothing.

  The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but Ole Mulvihill just sits there.

  Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.

  The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either."
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